This morning, I awakened and selected violence.

I had a few concepts rattling round my mind all day, and I’m lastly prepared to precise them.

Right here, have a few of my most combative Disney scorching takes.

Animal Kingdom Wants Assist

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The banging drums are rising louder as rumors swell of impending adjustments coming to Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

Personally, all I can say is that it’s about bleepin’ time. How has this not occurred prior to now?

Pandora – The World of Avatar debuted in 2017.

Pandemic or not, NO Disney theme park ought to go seven years with out a new attraction.

I’m positive all of us agree that Pandora is breathtaking, but it surely’s the final new factor on the park, no less than amongst everlasting choices.

In the meantime, we’ve misplaced greater than we’ve gained since then. In 2017, Animal Kingdom provided Rivers of Gentle and Primeval Whirl.

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That raises a second query that another person at MickeyBlog just lately requested.

Why did Disney shut Primeval Whirl if one other alternative wasn’t within the offing?

Once more, Disney ought to by no means be subtracting. Magic Kingdom closed Sew’s Nice Escape in 2018.

Nothing ever got here afterward, and it’s beginning to seem like nothing will anytime quickly. That’s simply dangerous enterprise.

(David Roark, photographer)

So, no matter Disney is doing with Animal Kingdom wants to begin quickly and transfer rapidly.

This park is woefully missing in sights proper now.

Disney Genie+ Is Nice

Spring Break Crowds

I struggled throughout the first wave of MyMagic+ at Walt Disney World.

My household stood in lengthy traces throughout these early days of 2014, and the worst half was that we weren’t ready for an attraction.

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As an alternative, we would have liked a forged member to assist us with the brand new FastPass+ system in place, the one which labored through pc/cellphone.

Let’s simply say that whereas the early outcomes have been largely constructive, errors occurred all through that difficult first yr.

FastPass reservations would merely vanish from the system.

Generally, forged members would inform us we by no means booked them, however my spouse was sensible sufficient to print out every part.

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It’s best to have seen the appears on their faces once we proved that we’d booked one thing that the system didn’t present.

Quick ahead ten years. Disney has mastered this expertise, regardless that it’s been a gradual course of.

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Particularly, smartphones have improved their processing speeds, whereas Disney has streamlined the tech.

Nonetheless, the previous FastPass system got here with a logical flaw, one I understand it’s unpopular to say out loud.

Lightning Lane

Everybody on the parks might skip the traces at the most well-liked sights.

Since that was true, it diluted the worth of the system. In any case, the entire level was to shorten our waits for numerous rides.

Disney Genie+

When everybody can try this, we’re all gonna wait longer, which defeats the aim.

Fortunately, Disney has switched this service to a paid platform and limits gross sales.

Disney Genie+

So, there are limits on how many individuals should purchase Disney Genie+, thereby guaranteeing its worth and utility.

EPCOT Wants Extra Festivals

Belle in France

In 2017, the EPCOT Worldwide Competition of the Arts debuted as a weekend-only occasion.

Disney needed to offer visitors with a brand new cause to go to the park throughout its slowest month, January.

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That gambit proved wildly profitable, as January has most likely grown extra crowded than September. At a minimal, it’s shut now.

What we’ve discovered throughout the growth of the Competition of the Arts is that audiences share an limitless urge for food for EPCOT festivals.

Flower & Backyard

Lately, Disney introduced that the EPCOT Worldwide Flower & Backyard Competition would shut on Might 27^th.

Whereas we nonetheless don’t know the precise dates for the EPCOT Worldwide Meals & Wine Competition, I say, “What’s the push?”

Flower & Backyard

Reasonably than beginning Disney’s hottest competition sooner than typical, I’d desire EPCOT to create a brand new summer season occasion in its stead.

I feel followers absolutely perceive the advantages of added festivals now.

Miguel & Dante

These exhibitions guarantee recent appears at numerous EPCOT-themed lands and typically even sights.

Even higher, followers take pleasure in their selection of limited-time meals, drinks, and merchandise.

Candlelight Processional

I feel Disney might simply add a fifth competition, and even a sixth one is theoretically attainable.

In any case, the EPCOT Worldwide Competition of the Holidays and Competition of the Arts are shorter occasions.

Competition of the Holidays

Expensive EPCOT, provide one or two extra of these, please!

Imagineers Must Rethink Experience Carts

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A couple of years in the past, when Avatar Flight of Passage debuted, critics assailed Disney for the discomfort of the trip cart.

I’m one in every of them. In full sincerity, a few of the Solid Members for this attraction strike me as sadists.

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I don’t know concerning the directions they’ve obtained from their bosses, however right here’s what occurs to me.

As somebody with a foul again, I’ve learn the warning signal posted outdoors the door, which suggests it might irritate my again.

Flight of Passage

What no person will let you know is that the trip itself is pretty light.

The aggravation comes from clamping you onto the glorified bike. And it’s like an iron maiden type of torture.

Pandora

For no matter cause, throughout the closing checks, Solid Members inevitably method me and push my again assist tighter.

They do that even when I particularly ask them to not do it, which is decidedly un-Disney.

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They most likely know one thing I don’t. So, I used to be inclined to dismiss it as my drawback till the debut of Tron Lightcycle / Run.

In case you haven’t heard, Disney tousled the trip carts on this attraction, too.

Park officers duplicated the Shanghai China trip, however they failed to contemplate the dimensions variations between Chinese language and Americans.

Effectively, I’m positive Disney would say that it did, however when Tron opened, many individuals commented on the smallish trip carts.

TRON

Disney themes its trip carts brilliantly. How else would the Doom Buggy exist? However that’s solely half the battle.

Consolation issues enormously when driving one thing at Disney. That’s one thing that hasn’t gotten sufficient consideration recently.

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